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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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