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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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"Times sure have changed! 🤯👶💻 While some toddlers are tech-savvy, others were just busy exploring the… culinary delights of the backyard 😂🏖️ Who needs apps when you've got a buffet of sand, right? 🍴🏜️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged app, apps, childhood, comparison, humor, i, laptop, little, sand, switch, technology, toddler on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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