Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppToday’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry. Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day! Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.