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  • Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?
  • Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.
  • I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.
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  • Alexa, turn off the planet.
  • Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.