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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

44 shares on Threads this month:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

70 shares on Slack this month:

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

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