Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Today's youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Ah, the struggle of the generations past! 🎶💸 Today’s youth can simply hit repeat on their favorite song without breaking the bank. Talk about a bargain for their earworm needs! 😄🎵 #DigitalAgeBenefits #ThankYouStreamingPlatforms

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