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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.