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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Toddlers and puppies: masters of mess-making and trash can treasure hunting 🚮🐶 At least with puppies, you can blame it on their sense of smell!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affinity, bin, both, care, comparison, dirty, exploring, humor, parenting, puppy, smelly, toddler, trash on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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