Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty… Commentary:Toddlers and puppies: masters of mess-making and trash can treasure hunting 🚮🐶 At least with puppies, you can blame it on their sense of smell! Related Funny Posts 🤝 Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way. Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast. The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.