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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.