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  • To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.
  • My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.
  • Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
  • There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.
  • Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.
  • There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.