Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.
  • I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.
  • A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.
  • I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.
  • If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.
  • My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.