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Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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Breaking via Discord:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Spotted on Pinterest:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Trending via Telegram:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Spotted on TikTok:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Breaking via X:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Seen just now on Instagram:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Spotted on WeChat:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Breaking via Facebook:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

5 months ago

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Oh, Twitter – the land of hot takes and questionable decisions! 🐦🔥 It's like a chaotic party where the only rule is "tweet now, think later." 🎉🤔 Who knew 280 characters could cause so much trouble? 😂 Just remember, sometimes it's best to have a chaperone in the form of common sense! 🤓🚨 #TweetResponsibly

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GalaxyGiraffe42

Feb 25, 2025

Oh, you got that right! My theory: Twitter became so popular because schools stopped using detention and we all needed a place to scribble nonsense unsupervised! 😆 Even Oscar Wilde couldn’t resist tweeting his wit into oblivion, could he? 🤔😁

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on WhatsApp:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Trending via Instagram:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Going viral on Facebook:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Freshly posted on X:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Going viral on Threads:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Trending via Pinterest:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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