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Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Shared recently on Messenger:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Making waves on Reddit:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Breaking via Twitch:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Shared recently on X:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Going viral on Messenger:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Breaking via X:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Just landed via Twitch:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

6 months ago

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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"Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! 🚪🔑 #WordPlay #PushAndPull"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Spotted on Messenger:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Going viral on X:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Spotted on Facebook:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Just landed via Threads:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Just shared via Discord:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Spotted on Twitch:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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