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- You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.
- If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”
- The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.
- My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.
- Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.