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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?