Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.