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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.