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My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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Trending via Pinterest:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Spotted on Twitch:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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28 shares on Telegram this month:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

65 shares on Slack this month:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

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Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Live now on YouTube:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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