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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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"Sure, just like how I paid for this coffee shop, so I'm taking every latte and croissant in sight! ☕️🥐 Who needs rules when you've got a wallet, right?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, entitlement, humor, jets, military, paid, payment, satire, should, stuff, take, tanks, want, whenever on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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