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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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"Sure, just like how I paid for this coffee shop, so I'm taking every latte and croissant in sight! ☕️🥐 Who needs rules when you've got a wallet, right?"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, entitlement, humor, jets, military, paid, payment, satire, should, stuff, take, tanks, want, whenever on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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