Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.
  • My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.
  • When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.
  • My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.
  • I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.
  • As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.