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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.