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"Welcome to my version of 'functioning adult', where applying for a nap is as important as paying bills 💤💸 Let's just say my adulting skills come with a side of creativity and a sprinkle of chaos! 🤪✨"

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36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Going bananas on Messenger:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Breaking via Threads:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Going bananas on Threads:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Just landed via Threads:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Live now on YouTube:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Making waves on X:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Keep the laugh going 😂

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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