💾 Save Image Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Welcome to my version of 'functioning adult', where applying for a nap is as important as paying bills 💤💸 Let's just say my adulting skills come with a side of creativity and a sprinkle of chaos! 🤪✨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”. I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity? Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender. Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: adult, functioning, humor, identity, interpretation, loose, welcome