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  • Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!
  • My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.
  • I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.
  • Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?