We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWe’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today. Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it. The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.” I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks. According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!
