Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I like my bed more than I like most people.
  • Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.
  • You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.
  • Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.
  • You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.