What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhat a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.” Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation. Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped. Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.