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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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