What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.