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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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"Who needs fancy footwork when you've got a silver tongue? ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Talk about a smooth operator! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone requests the Cha-Cha Slide… ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ˜…"



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