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"Imagine getting a surprise 'lick alert' from your AirPods! 🤪👅 Just when you thought they couldn't get any more personalized… Battery low or just feeling extra affectionate? 😂 #AirPodsGoneWild"

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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5 months ago

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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2 months ago

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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2 months ago

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46 shares on TikTok this month:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

63 shares on Slack this month:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

30 shares on Slack this month:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

81 shares on Telegram this month:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Seen just now on X:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Spotted on Telegram:

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Breaking via X:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Going viral on Messenger:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Trending via Slack:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Spotted on X:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Live now on Discord:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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