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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, Iโ€™m still traumatized as an adult.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ›ธ "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! ๐Ÿ‘พ๐ŸŽฅ"



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