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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Going viral on Discord:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Seen just now on WeChat:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Just landed via WeChat:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Making waves on Telegram:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Just landed via Threads:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Spreading quickly via X:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Making waves on WeChat:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Trending via Facebook:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Trending via Instagram:

Cool times create cool guys.

Making waves on Instagram:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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