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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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