When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid. Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.
