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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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"Ah, the innocence of childhood misconceptions! ๐Ÿค๐Ÿธ Who wouldn't want a tipsy shrimp cocktail, right? Just imagine trying to order one at a fancy restaurant – the looks you'd get! ๐Ÿ˜„ Cheers to youthful imagination and a future of accurate food and drink knowledge!"



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