Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.
  • There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.
  • If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.
  • I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.
  • I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.
  • This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.