When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids. When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be. Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji. Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.