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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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