When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name. Posted on8 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Be cautious! One slip of the tongue and suddenly 'Chair' or 'Lamp' could be the hottest baby names of the year! 👶🪑💡" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997. If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?” Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen. If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color. Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.