When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day. Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!
