Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
  • The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.
  • I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.
  • The Jaws theme stays on during sex.
  • Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!
  • I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.