When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.