When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Seems like someone got a little carried away with the road rage! Remember, if life gives you lemons, don't key the bus pass – just ride the chaos away on the next bus! 🚌😅" Related Funny Posts 🤝 This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass. Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.