Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Happy new fear!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.