Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long. I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.
