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"Imagine being an insect hitching a ride on a car, thinking you've found a cozy spot, only to realize you're on a never-ending road trip! 🦗🚗 Talk about a bug's version of 'moving' troubles! 🤣"

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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2 months ago

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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2 months ago

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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2 months ago

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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2 months ago

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59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

54 shares on Slack this month:

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I am single, please disturb me!

Trending via Discord:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Shared recently on Discord:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Making waves on Instagram:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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