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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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