Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because… Commentary:"Watching athletes eat quark instead of cheesecake is a tragedy of epic proportions! 🏋️♂️🍰 Don't they know the true power of a delicious dessert? #TeamCheesecake" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up. “You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch. I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.
