Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Watching athletes eat quark instead of cheesecake is a tragedy of epic proportions! 🏋️♂️🍰 Don't they know the true power of a delicious dessert? #TeamCheesecake" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird. Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her. I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
