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"Watching athletes eat quark instead of cheesecake is a tragedy of epic proportions! 🏋️‍♂️🍰 Don't they know the true power of a delicious dessert? #TeamCheesecake"

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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