Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake. Posted onJun 9, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird. Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her. I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
