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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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