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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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