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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.