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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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