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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.