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  • Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?
  • There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.
  • Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.
  • I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.
  • The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.
  • I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.