Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home. Commentary:"Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it's cause they're not at home 🤣🏡 #ParentingTruths #LittleMonstersAtHome" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s. I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’ People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down. Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
