Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to figure out God's plot twists is seriously scary! 😱🎬👻 Related funny posts 😂 Listen to the birds, not the news. I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie. Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers? If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.