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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.