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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?