Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me” Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine. A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian. Diabetes was the God of sugar. I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf. Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.