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"Why spend $300 on shoes when you could have a nugget-fest extravaganza instead? 🍗👠 Leave the expensive kicks for the chickens to peck at, and treat yourself to a banquet of golden nuggets instead! 😂 #ChickenNuggetCouture"

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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Come on, karma, do your job.

Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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