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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to fo…

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to fo…

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"Who needs a memory pillow when sleep is the ultimate 'forget me not' zone? 💤🤔 Sweet dreams of selective memory ahead! 😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged forget, humor, i, memory, pillow, sleep, want, where on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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