Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to fo… Commentary:"Who needs a memory pillow when sleep is the ultimate 'forget me not' zone? 💤🤔 Sweet dreams of selective memory ahead! 😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets. I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck. Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side. I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.