Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a memory pillow when sleep is the ultimate 'forget me not' zone? 💤🤔 Sweet dreams of selective memory ahead! 😆" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.