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  • When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.
  • Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.
  • I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.
  • If you look close enough, everyone is insane.
  • My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.
  • I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.