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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.