Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! ππ₯π #GlowUp" Related Funny Posts π€ Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, heβs still hot. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, βhot dogs! hot dogs!β over and over again? Thatβs me, looking for hot dogs. Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner. Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.