Windmill? Big fan.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.