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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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Spotted on YouTube:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Trending via Pinterest:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Making waves on Pinterest:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Trending via Slack:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Spotted on Threads:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Spotted on TikTok:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Playful pun about windmills and fans, funny and witty text for a lighthearted vibe.

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Turning blades and taking names! 🌬️😂

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14 shares on Instagram this month:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

60 shares on Discord this month:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

17 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

67 shares on X this month:

Avocado is just green butter.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Just landed via Messenger:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Just landed via Discord:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Trending via Discord:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Trending via YouTube:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Shared recently on Discord:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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Windmill? Big fan.

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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Windmill? Big fan.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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