Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
- Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.
- My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
- I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.
- Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.