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"Ah, the eternal dilemma of decision-making: do we trust the sober mind or the tipsy tongue? 🤔 Perhaps it's all about finding the perfect balance between clarity and 'liquid courage'! 🍸😄 #DecisionsDecisions"

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38 shares on WeChat this month:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

70 shares on Threads this month:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

72 shares on Slack this month:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

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Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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