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Mar 25, 2026

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Witty quote about poor decision-making, humorously comparing drunken and sober choices.

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"Ah, the eternal dilemma of decision-making: do we trust the sober mind or the tipsy tongue? 🤔 Perhaps it's all about finding the perfect balance between clarity and 'liquid courage'! 🍸😄 #DecisionsDecisions"

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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