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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.