You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.