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"Remember, when playing the online shopping game, speed is key! 🏃‍♂️💨 Otherwise, your neighbor might beat you to the prize! 🎁😂 #RaceToTheDoorstep"

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61 shares on Discord this month:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

39 shares on Threads this month:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

73 shares on X this month:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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