You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it… Commentary:"Remember, when playing the online shopping game, speed is key! 🏃♂️💨 Otherwise, your neighbor might beat you to the prize! 🎁😂 #RaceToTheDoorstep" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule. Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it. The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right? Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.
