You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in? I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.