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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.