You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh, the ultimate test of strength – sitting through a never-ending story without yawning! 💪😴 Who knew endurance could be so challenging! #storytimewoes" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in? I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix. I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance. Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only. Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.