Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.
  • My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
  • After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.
  • I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.
  • Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.
  • Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”