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"Apple picking: the original sin, where we're all just a bite away from a juicy temptation 🍎😈 Who knew that a seemingly innocent activity could have such scandalous roots?"

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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2 months ago

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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2 months ago

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How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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