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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.