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Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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Just landed via Telegram:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Spotted on Threads:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Making waves on WeChat:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Live now on TikTok:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Trending via YouTube:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Trending via Threads:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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Funny quote about dreaming of expensive furniture in your 20s, playful and relatable.

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Ah, the sweet illusion of adulting in your 20s – where the desire for fancy furniture is rivalled only by the dwindling bank account 😅💸 Dreaming of velvet sofas and marble countertops while living off ramen noodles and thrift store finds! #AdultingGoals #BrokeButStylish

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56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

48 shares on X this month:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

89 shares on Discord this month:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

88 shares on Slack this month:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

69 but we both just farting.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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Going bananas on WeChat:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Breaking via Twitch:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Spotted on Discord:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Live now on YouTube:

That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Just shared via TikTok:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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