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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of waiting for your girlfriend to get ready… a test of patience and shoe-tying skills! Remember, timing is everything – don't let those shoe-tying skills trip you up! 👠⏰😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged date, expectations, girlfriend, hours, humor, needs, problem, ready, relationship, sh, time on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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