Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. Posted on21 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic dilemma of waiting for your girlfriend to get ready… a test of patience and shoe-tying skills! Remember, timing is everything – don't let those shoe-tying skills trip you up! 👠⏰😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.