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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

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My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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