Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.