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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather t…

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather t…

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"Coconuts: the silent assassins lurking in tropical paradise 🥥🦈 Who needs Jaws when you have falling coconuts to fear? Better stick to the pool, it's safer… unless there are coconuts growing nearby! 😂🌴 #CoconutConundrum"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, coconut, danger, exactly, humor, i, infested, killed, odds, shark, swim, water on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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