Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYour odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!” My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes. I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.