You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point. Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs. Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?