50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30… Commentary:"Whoever said 50 is the new 30 clearly had their priorities straight… in terms of shopping🛍️💸! Age is just a number, but the price tags keep getting bigger! 😂💰" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too. Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me? Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.