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"Whoever said 50 is the new 30 clearly had their priorities straight… in terms of shopping🛍️💸! Age is just a number, but the price tags keep getting bigger! 😂💰"

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44 shares on X this month:

My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

67 shares on Slack this month:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Shared recently on WeChat:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

Going bananas on Telegram:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Just landed via TikTok:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Making waves on X:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Seen just now on Threads:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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