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"Imagine a world where being weird, quirky, or just plain odd was not embraced but institutionalized instead… 🤪 Thank goodness for progress, right? Embrace your uniqueness, you magnificent misfit! 🌟🤣"

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

84 shares on Telegram this month:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

19 shares on Twitch this month:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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