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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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How is it still this week?

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.